Sunday, December 30, 2007

The Academics' Hymn

(sung to the tune of "The Marine's Hymn")

From the Halls of Academia,
To an Indian tepee,
We lie about European history,
In our books, in class, and on TV.
First to fight for diversity and perversion,
And to keep our liberal records clean,
We are proud to claim the title,
The 'Culturally Diverse Academic Deans'.